Hey I heard the carriage was only secretly repaired three times (glug,glug) before they decided it was easier to give her close to a thousand dollars a month car allowance (no police report needed for accidents to upper echelon, or sobriety checks). Not Charlie Gravedigger, that rumor has it, had a perfectly good $200,000 air conditioning unit hauled off to the junkyard, where it released freon into the atmosphere because it was not properly drained? Shhh! we gotta keep some things schtum! How about the father (boss)and son duo over in Deland? If you question why his son got all the overtime, leave early for his college classes,or pick and choose where and who he worked with you will be FIRED! oops forgot...they are part of the Yon Roung elite. (backyard BBQ's and plenty of beer is where the real decisions are made I am told) Let's not forget the million dollar deals with Crapamarc, follow the money trail on that one and see where it leads...Millions spent on Multiuniversity high...the school is already sinking, and thousands were poured into the atletic fields over the summer while the taxpayers weren't looking, because the contractors screwed it up the first time and were not held accountable. I'm not saying these things happened, only things I've heard. Many more stories can be told by the rank and file....I think they forget we are taxpayers....well Conte remembers! Remember rank and file, these are only rumors, and use satire, don't get caught on their bad side or you will be DEALT with.